Dermott Brereton Is A Hood

Greg Champion

1.
Robbie Flower is a champion
Rioli is a star
But they don’t break legs like
big Paul Van Der Haar
Tommy Alvin is a beauty
Mark Arceri is reasonably good
Jimmy Jess is Jimmy Jess
But Dermott Brereton is a hood

CHORUS:
Dermott Brereton is a hood
Dermott Brereton is a hood
A bloke that comes from Frankston
Could never be any good
I wouldn’t try to tell ya
If I didn’t think I should
But he’s your classic Aussie knucklehead
Dermott Brereton is a hood

2.
Now some folks catch the umpy’s eye
Some just do their jobs
Some are trim and fit and some are slobs
Some are quite intelligent
Some misunderstood
Some are well brought up
But Dermott Brereton is a hood

Dermott Brereton is a hood
Dermott Brereton is a hood
A bloke that comes from Frankston
Could never be any good
I wouldn’t try to tell ya
If I didn’t think I should
But he’s your classic Aussie knucklehead
Dermott Brereton is a hood