Oh, The Port Boys Drive Toranas

[yellow rose of texas]
these words: greg champion-peter sim

oh the Magpies all drive Lexus
Geelong boys all drive Fords
The Western Bulldogs get Metcards
That’s all they can afford
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oh the Bombers have new mobiles
they’re very flash indeed
but if they’re up past two o’clock
they cop the wrath of Sheeds
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Oh the Richmond lads are Tigers
They sing “eat ‘em alive”
But the T.A.C. gets cranky
When the boys blow point O five
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oh the Hawthorn boys go clubbing
they party all the time
there’s more blond rinses at that club
than all the rest combined
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oh the Crowboys are the glamour team
in two-team Adelaide
they’re always down McLaren Vale
drinking chardonnay
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the Port boys drive Toranas
and Commodore VLs
you’ll find them at the Hard Hat Jackboot
Bib & Brace Hotel
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and when those Magpie Lexuses
have been around too long
at Northland Shopping Centre
you can get one for a song