We’ve Won The Wooden Spoon

[Carlton Club Song]
These words: Otzen-Moss-Champion

we’ve won the wooden spoon
we’ve got the good old wooden spoon
wooden spoon we’ve lined it up since June
it’s the wooden spoon that we’ll win soon

fans used to jeer us
they used to fear us
but now the cheer us
‘cos now it’s twice that we’ve gone bottom
we’ve got the good old wooden spoon
2.
we’ve got the wooden spoon
we’ve got a lovely wooden spoon
and, next year, in spite of all the talk
we won’t win the spoon we’ll win the fork

and then the next year
while we’re still down there
we’ll get more kitchenware
then it’s the wooden bowl that we’ll get
to have a lovely salad set