by ntechmedia | Jun 5, 2012 | Footy (AFL) parodies, Lyrics
[to the tune of Dancing In The Dark] Words: Greg Champion I’m deriving Northbourne Avenue And there’s Botanical Gardens everywhere I’m on my way through Civic There’s a big game on and I gotta be there I’m not talkin’ ’bout...
by ntechmedia | Jun 5, 2012 | Footy (AFL) parodies, Lyrics
[to the tune of Viva Las Vegas] Words: Greg Champion 1. bright lights, action, and we’re ready to roll it’s the Pies at colonial Eddie’s up in the box and we’re ready for Friday night football The Pie fans eat meat pies and sauce The...
by ntechmedia | Jun 5, 2012 | Footy (AFL) parodies, Lyrics
tune: born to run [springsteen] words: john ogge-champion 1. by day we sit in the boardrooms of our Daddies’ companies at night we drive down Balwyn Road in our 4 wheel drive machines raised on Melway map 59 we grew up living on the right side of the tramlines –...
by ntechmedia | Jun 5, 2012 | Footy (AFL) parodies, Lyrics
Dancing Queen Jane Harris-Champion 1. Friday night at Col-o-ni-al Fans are pumped and the place is full come to see the Blue Boys, all the young ones and a few veterans Everybody can see that guy Bright red hair and bulging thighs prowling on the backline, scary and...
by ntechmedia | Jun 5, 2012 | Footy (AFL) parodies, Lyrics
[it’s not that easy being green] stuart macarthur-champion it’s not that easy being Ayres having to get all that product in the hair I’m sure he’d rather be Salman Rushdie, or Idi Amin Or someone more popular like that 2. no, it’s not easy being Ayres being chased by...