You Eat Fish & Chips…

(tune: yellow rose of texas) these words: greg champion you’ve gone backwards in the Rugby you’re no good at football you never win at tennis you can’t play sport at all you bombed in The Olympics you’re duds at Rugby League you’ve only got one thing we don’t —...

You Can’t Call Australia Home

(tune: I still call Australia home) these words: greg champion-david brooks I’ve been to England and I got out real quick The beer was too warm and the food made me sick And when you come out to visit you groan and you moan ‘cos you can’t call Australia home I’ve...

They Whinge Away

(tune: the lion sleeps tonight) these words: greg champion-david brooks see the convicts, the mighty convicts defeat the Poms again see the Pommies the poor ole Pommies complain of everything they whinge away they whinge away they whinge away they whinge away they...

It’s A Long Day

(tune: it’s a long way to the top) noel dennison-greg champion Standin’ in the outfield Bakin’ in the sun Aussie bats pilin’ up Ton after ton Sixes here Fours there Over point On the square Pommy backs To the wall Nobody wants to take the new ball It’s a long...

Convicts

(tune: neighbours theme) these words: greg champion Convicts – Pommies love to call us convicts ‘cos they think it hurts our feelings but we love it, yes we do when they – sent us out here to Australia we said “top spot for a...

Boring Rotten Place

(tune: yellow submarine) these words: greg champion-david brooks V. Well, you come here from abroad ‘cos back home you, are so bored It is wet, and it is cold And everybody’s sad and old CH. You all live in a boring rotten place a boring rotten place, a boring rotten...