© Greg Champion

1.
I was bushwacked in the scrub back of Jacana
When I stopped and asked directions from a farmer
I said “how do I get to Arkarama?”
He said “no idea mate, this is Buckenyama”

CHORUS:
In Buckenyama, Buckenyama
Where the folks all get around in their pyjamas
On their heads they all wear bunches of bananas
Down in Buck, down in Buck Buck Buckenyama

2.
I was lost in the mountains of Iraqi
With a Scotsman, a Kiwi and a Paki
We walked halfway round the world to Nagasaki
But I never saw anything as wacky, as

3.
There’s a bloke sits in the main street with a beanie
Who calls himself Houdini Agostini
He is known to be something of a queenie
And he’s often in a polka-dot bikini

4.
Now the favourite girl in town was known as Suzie
She was known to all as Suzie Jacuzzi
She had a kiss that could make a man all woozy
And a punch that really was a doozy

5.
Now the locals tend to act a little hoony
Then there’s others who are dead set raving loony
Everybody wears a moustache just like Boony
And a lot of them don’t mind a drinkaroonie

6.
I’ve been trekking in the wilds of Ungarie
I’ve been charged by a herd of dromedaries
I have had to fight a drunken canary
But I’ve never seen anything as hairy, as