[tune of: ca plane pour moi]
Stuart Macarthur- champs

Carlton came last,
Carlton came last
Last last last last
Bottom of the class
They sank so fast
Carlton came last
Wam bam, Elliert, hit the dirt
And so did Wes Les Des Ches
And losing seven million and a
dozen early draft picks really hurt
oui, je dis quelle dommage
Sergio Percy Jones Big Nick
Silvagni Walls Doull Fitzpatrick
Bosusto Southby & Vin Cattoggio
& Jesaulenko never saw Carlton sink so low
c’est bon pour le jeu
[it’s good for the game]