[to the tune of Lola]

Jane Harris/Greg Champion

1.
They’re not doing well down at Carlton town
‘cos a lotta players there are a little bit down
like Fevola, Fa-Fa-Fa-Fevola

2.
The coach says I know that boys will be boys
but I hope you’re not putting too much rum in your cola
co-co-co-co-cola

3.
He said “I’m not dumb but I don’t understand
why some of you blokes don’t show a little more self-controlla
co-co-co-controlla

He said this club’s got a proud history
and yes, we’ve had some bad injuries
but the fans never dreamed the Wooden Spoon would be
a mathematical certainty

4.
He said ” I’m not the world’s most amazing coach
but we gotta get more from some of you blokes like Fevola
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fevola
Fa-Fa-Fa-Fevola