Dancing Queen

Jane Harris-Champion

1.
Friday night at Col-o-ni-al
Fans are pumped and the place is full
come to see the Blue Boys, all the young ones
and a few veterans

Everybody can see that guy
Bright red hair and bulging thighs
prowling on the backline, scary and tough
he likes to strut his stuff
and he will make the scene

CH.
‘Cos he is Lance Whitnall, Senior Cit of the Carlton team
Lance Whitnall, stays away from the disco scene (oh yeah)
He don’t dance, he don’t jive, but he goes to training on time
woh oh, watch him jump, watch him fall
He is Lance Whitnall

2.
Bretty Thornton and Karl Norman
Trenty Sporn and Houlihan
All walk a little taller
Stand their own ground, knowing Lance is around

Any player who passes by
Do not look Lance in the eye
you will only inspire
You will lonely fire up the monster within
All hundred kilograms

CH.
He is the Whitnall Man, Senior Cit of the Carlton team
Lance Whitnall, stays away from the disco scene (oh yeah)
He don’t dance, he don’t jive, but he goes to training on time
woh oh, watch him jump, watch him fall
He is Lance Whitnall