[to the tune of Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay]

John Ogge/Greg Champion

Standing in the Telstra Dome line
I’ve been waiting here since opening time
Got my money here in my hand
But Mr. Collo he do not understand
Oh, standing in the Telstra Dome queue
Counting the shoelaces on my shoe
Queuing in the bright sunshine
wasting time

Came to the see the Tiges and the Saints
But a happy little camper I ain’t
Now and then I hear the crowd roar
And I ask the bloke behind me the score
Oh, gone are the good old days
When you could walk up to the ground and pay
But that’s modern football these days
Or so they say