Lance Whitnall

Dancing Queen Jane Harris-Champion 1. Friday night at Col-o-ni-al Fans are pumped and the place is full come to see the Blue Boys, all the young ones and a few veterans Everybody can see that guy Bright red hair and bulging thighs prowling on the backline, scary and...

It’s Not That Easy Being Ayres

[it’s not that easy being green] stuart macarthur-champion it’s not that easy being Ayres having to get all that product in the hair I’m sure he’d rather be Salman Rushdie, or Idi Amin Or someone more popular like that 2. no, it’s not easy being Ayres being chased by...

It’s A Long Way To Geelong

(tune: long way to the top – AC/DC) these words: justin turner–greg champion hit the Princes Highway cross the Westgate roadworks at Laverton now we’re sure to be late would be quicker on the bus You Yangs ridiculous I’m gonna boil I’m gonna roast It would be easier...

It’s A Draw – medley

To be sung at all venues after a drawn game © Greg Champion [to the tune of Congratulations!] Congratulations, and celebrations well-done to every player, bet you must be sore you battled so hard, and the final scorecard says it’s a draw, it’s a draw,...

If You Go Down To The Woods

champion-john ogge if you go down to the Woods today then that would be a surprise if you can’t beat them now then you are not a very good side ‘cos injuries and public spats have all combined to knock ’em flat ‘cos when you play the Pies today...

If Riewoldt Don’t Get Ya

Tune: 16 Tons Words: Greg Champion I watched it all at Football Park Thinking that the Crows would rediscover their spark They had Roo, Mcleod, the famous number two But a fat lotta good that added up to CH. Because Penny was taking the Duck apart Lenny Hayes and...